Voy! Voy! Voy!

Cheerily amoral Hassan is willing to try almost anything to escape his financially challenged, dead-end life as a security guard in Egypt and head to Europe. When his opportunity to upgrade from gigolo to husband of a 70-year-old British woman ends abruptly and the expensive journey touted by people smugglers proves too complicated, he decides to feign vision loss and join a special needs soccer team who are almost on their way to the Blind World Cup in Poland. What he doesn't know is that he will need more than ruse to achieve his goal...